1 00:00:00,077 --> 00:00:05,077 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,958 Often, looking back, 3 00:01:00,992 --> 00:01:03,326 one is faced with a single question. 4 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:05,292 Was it all worth it? 5 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:07,858 Ship to Earth, over. 6 00:01:07,892 --> 00:01:10,326 All onboard systems are operating in the green. 7 00:01:10,359 --> 00:01:13,392 Were our discoveries worth those efforts, 8 00:01:13,426 --> 00:01:18,292 those sacrifices, all for the sake of victory? 9 00:01:18,326 --> 00:01:20,626 Vertical descent 12 meters. 10 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:23,426 What pushed us to need this victory? 11 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,059 The thirst for knowledge? 12 00:01:25,892 --> 00:01:27,592 Our natural curiosity? 13 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:31,192 Or perhaps our vanity? 14 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,459 Report your status. 15 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,426 Earth, we're ready for landing. 16 00:01:40,925 --> 00:01:42,426 Ladies and gentlemen, your pilot thanks 17 00:01:42,459 --> 00:01:43,892 you for choosing Air Mars. 18 00:01:43,925 --> 00:01:46,559 It's been a lovely 256 days of flight. 19 00:01:46,592 --> 00:01:48,326 Please bring all seats and tray tables 20 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,492 to their full up-right and locked position 21 00:01:50,526 --> 00:01:52,492 and remain in your seats until your spaceship 22 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:53,559 comes to a complete stop. 23 00:01:57,459 --> 00:02:01,326 All telemetry is normal and landing process is a go. 24 00:02:09,326 --> 00:02:10,925 Pitching 45 degrees. 25 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,459 Copy, proceed. 26 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:19,426 Attention all crew, beginning descent. 27 00:02:20,559 --> 00:02:21,992 When there was nowhere left 28 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:23,992 to discover on Earth, 29 00:02:24,025 --> 00:02:28,359 man conquered the moon, and then man wanted more. 30 00:02:29,559 --> 00:02:33,326 There was an unbearable thirst for new worlds to explore. 31 00:02:33,825 --> 00:02:36,059 So man looked to the sky, 32 00:02:36,693 --> 00:02:40,492 and man saw Mars, and we went. 33 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:44,259 And now we ask ourselves that same question. 34 00:02:45,392 --> 00:02:46,526 "Was it all worth it?" 35 00:02:51,426 --> 00:02:52,892 Weather conditions reading normal. 36 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:02,125 20,000 meters and closing. 37 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:04,858 We've entered the upper layers 38 00:03:04,892 --> 00:03:06,359 of the thermosphere. 39 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:21,858 New report. 40 00:03:21,892 --> 00:03:24,392 19,000 meters, continuing descent. 41 00:03:25,392 --> 00:03:27,925 Earth, Earth, do you read me? 42 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,526 Detecting abnormal movement on the surface 43 00:03:29,559 --> 00:03:30,426 of the planet. 44 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:38,259 What is it? 45 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:40,492 Can you see it? 46 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:42,626 Do you hear me? 47 00:03:42,659 --> 00:03:44,025 Come in. 48 00:03:44,059 --> 00:03:45,459 It looks like a tornado. 49 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:48,426 We shouldn't get near that. 50 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:49,359 Postpone the drop. 51 00:03:49,392 --> 00:03:51,592 Peter, Peter! What the hell is going on? 52 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:53,492 Earth, come in. 53 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:54,858 Earth, can you hear me? 54 00:03:54,892 --> 00:03:56,159 Get me an image from the weather balloon. 55 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,892 Mars, answer me. 56 00:03:57,925 --> 00:03:59,559 The funnel is 21 kilometers tall, 57 00:03:59,592 --> 00:04:01,125 900 meters across. 58 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:04,892 Alert triggered from the pressure sensor. 59 00:04:04,925 --> 00:04:06,025 Abort the landing! 60 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:07,392 This is a direct order. 61 00:04:07,426 --> 00:04:08,359 Get out of there. 62 00:04:10,192 --> 00:04:11,159 Hold back? 63 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:12,259 Are you mad? 64 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:13,892 I've already made a statement. 65 00:04:13,925 --> 00:04:15,326 We cannot fail this mission. 66 00:04:15,359 --> 00:04:17,459 Earth, confirm landing termination. 67 00:04:17,492 --> 00:04:18,958 We're about out of time. 68 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,392 Activate stabilizers. 69 00:04:21,426 --> 00:04:24,459 We've got to pull you out of there and stop the descent. 70 00:04:24,492 --> 00:04:26,559 We can't do anything on our side. 71 00:04:29,059 --> 00:04:31,292 Turn on those emergency engines. 72 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:41,326 Engines at full power. 73 00:04:41,359 --> 00:04:43,125 We don't have nearly enough pull. 74 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,492 50,000 feet and falling. 75 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,292 Controls not responding. 76 00:04:54,326 --> 00:04:55,559 The signal won't go through. 77 00:04:55,592 --> 00:04:57,326 They have to take control manually. 78 00:04:58,092 --> 00:05:00,059 Mars, Mars. 79 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,359 The system is failing and we have to drop you 80 00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:03,958 into manual control now. 81 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:10,059 Manual control system is down. 82 00:05:15,359 --> 00:05:16,459 Earth, do you read me? 83 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:19,559 Earth, awaiting orders. 84 00:05:24,259 --> 00:05:25,292 Damn it. 85 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,925 Alexander, here. 86 00:05:28,326 --> 00:05:31,292 Attention, attention, all stations. 87 00:05:31,326 --> 00:05:33,159 Launch the return program right now. 88 00:05:35,426 --> 00:05:37,092 Undocking main cabin. 89 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,225 Commencing the release of main cabin. 90 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:53,492 7,500 Meters. 91 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:55,492 Undocking left module. 92 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,958 Your automatic undock is failing, 93 00:05:57,992 --> 00:05:59,359 it's just too damaged. 94 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,925 You're going to have to trigger it from there. 95 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:05,225 We can only undock it from within 96 00:06:05,259 --> 00:06:08,359 but that means someone has to stay behind. 97 00:06:08,392 --> 00:06:09,192 Sulev. 98 00:06:09,225 --> 00:06:10,025 Ready commander. 99 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:11,159 You're in charge. 100 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:23,092 Max, I need you to listen to me. 101 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,925 As soon as I get inside the module, 102 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:26,892 I'm going to block the door behind me. 103 00:06:26,925 --> 00:06:28,125 Commander. 104 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:30,326 Listen, as soon as I block the door 105 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:35,426 and undock the module you'll have exactly four seconds. 106 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:37,392 No more. 107 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:42,225 Sasha, you have to be ready to trigger the next step. 108 00:06:43,459 --> 00:06:44,992 And there's no way back in. 109 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:47,359 If you don't, we'll all die here. 110 00:06:48,559 --> 00:06:49,459 Commander? 111 00:06:51,492 --> 00:06:54,858 Max, I know you can do this. 112 00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:57,259 Get them home. 113 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:03,858 Commander. 114 00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:06,426 Commander, come in. 115 00:07:47,025 --> 00:07:48,925 It's finally happened and our brave astronauts 116 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:52,426 have reached the red planet after 260 days of flight. 117 00:07:52,459 --> 00:07:54,925 We're here at mission control with the man in charge 118 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:57,159 of the entire operation to shed some light 119 00:07:57,192 --> 00:07:59,059 on the international Mars mission. 120 00:07:59,092 --> 00:08:02,426 The director of the MCC Alexander Kovalev. 121 00:08:02,459 --> 00:08:05,125 Sir, do you have any words about the mission? 122 00:08:06,359 --> 00:08:08,292 People of the world. 123 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:11,292 This is one of the most joyful days in human history. 124 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:16,326 For soon, you will see, man first set foot on Mars. 125 00:08:17,359 --> 00:08:18,592 In just a few short hours, 126 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,359 our astronauts will be setting up 127 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:22,858 their laboratory module on Mars. 128 00:08:22,892 --> 00:08:24,125 This is only the first step 129 00:08:24,159 --> 00:08:25,559 to installing a permanent station 130 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,359 and presence on the surface of the red planet. 131 00:08:28,392 --> 00:08:30,592 After that we'll bring the ship home 132 00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:32,592 and prepare for the next mission. 133 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:33,426 Of course, we have 134 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:36,459 some temporary supplies in the module. 135 00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:38,192 Sasha and I used to dream 136 00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:40,292 of flying amongst the stars. 137 00:08:40,326 --> 00:08:43,292 But even then, I couldn't imagine that my friend 138 00:08:43,326 --> 00:08:46,392 would be the first person to set foot on Mars 139 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,526 and that it would be the worst thing to ever happen to me. 140 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:55,326 Alexander, the reporters are outside. 141 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:57,092 If you want me to... 142 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,359 That's okay. 143 00:08:59,392 --> 00:09:01,426 Chapaev, earth to Chapaev, confirm. 144 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:05,426 Chapaev, if you're there, respond. 145 00:09:07,526 --> 00:09:08,359 Come in. 146 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:15,892 Today at 5:30 PM Moscow time 147 00:09:17,059 --> 00:09:19,592 during the first stages of the landing, 148 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,359 unforeseen circumstances caused a disaster. 149 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,925 Upon further review, our scientists have attributed this 150 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:31,992 to an anomalous, dust tornado. 151 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:35,326 Mission commander Alexander Chapaev, 152 00:09:37,225 --> 00:09:40,326 in an effort to save his ship and crew, made a call. 153 00:09:41,925 --> 00:09:45,326 He entered the module and manually unlocked it, 154 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:46,925 freeing it from the ship. 155 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,958 At the cost of his own life, 156 00:09:50,992 --> 00:09:54,559 Alexander Chapaev saved the lives of his crew. 157 00:09:56,459 --> 00:10:00,092 In the aftermath of such a catastrophe, I made a decision 158 00:10:01,025 --> 00:10:03,159 to terminate the mission. 159 00:10:05,492 --> 00:10:07,125 I must bring our people home. 160 00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:10,125 Mars, Mars. 161 00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:16,259 Please respond. 162 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:19,259 Earth to Mars, respond. 163 00:10:20,426 --> 00:10:22,626 Mars, Mars. 164 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:24,626 Please respond. 165 00:10:24,659 --> 00:10:26,925 Anyone, respond. 166 00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:40,426 Russia has lost a great son in Commander Chapaev. 167 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:42,592 Alexander. 168 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:43,992 What's wrong. 169 00:10:44,025 --> 00:10:45,159 We have a connection. 170 00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:58,025 Is this an actual confirmation? 171 00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:08,326 Quiet! 172 00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:09,958 What's going on? 173 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,159 You're alive. 174 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:35,326 Quiet! 175 00:11:43,492 --> 00:11:45,125 We thought we had lost you. 176 00:11:58,526 --> 00:12:00,492 I can hardly believe it. 177 00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,958 All right, we'll start on a tight shot on me 178 00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,225 and then zoom back onto the screen. 179 00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:13,359 Behind me on the news here. 180 00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:15,059 Alexander Chapaev... 181 00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:17,992 According to the data, 182 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,459 the module fell and exploded. 183 00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:22,159 Some sort of miracle, but we're all happy for it. 184 00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:24,292 Indeed, all's well, that ends well. 185 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,125 Not quite. 186 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,958 The main part of the station is gone, 187 00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:30,292 along with the residential section as well. 188 00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:33,426 Only the lab module actually survived the crash. 189 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:36,426 The rest of the ship just barely managed to stay in orbit. 190 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,559 Minister, we're incredibly lucky. 191 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:44,292 The next planned mission is about 30% ready. 192 00:12:44,326 --> 00:12:47,492 If we pick up the pace we could launch a year early. 193 00:12:49,025 --> 00:12:52,192 You are personally responsible for this expedition. 194 00:12:52,225 --> 00:12:53,359 We can bring him home 195 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:55,426 but we're going to need more funding. 196 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:57,125 His life is on the line and... 197 00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,559 You want more funding? 198 00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,259 Are you out of your mind? 199 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,459 Maybe you missed the half a trillion 200 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:05,059 we just spent to send a man mission to Mars. 201 00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,858 What more do you think we can spend, 202 00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:08,326 another half trillion 203 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,492 to bring home one single astronaut? 204 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,626 Roman hey, so this thing is a complete disaster. 205 00:13:15,659 --> 00:13:18,192 First, the ship explodes then it didn't explode. 206 00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:20,092 Now the astronaut is alive, apparently. 207 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,292 It's too much. 208 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:23,359 How about a show about an Astro dog? 209 00:13:23,392 --> 00:13:24,958 We can call it "Mating." 210 00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,259 Gregory, my boy. 211 00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,326 You just don't understand. 212 00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:28,259 You've got to listen to me. 213 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,192 None of this is going to work. 214 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,092 It's going to be on every news channel. 215 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,326 So no one's going to watch. 216 00:13:32,359 --> 00:13:33,958 Keep fishing, Gregory. 217 00:13:33,992 --> 00:13:35,426 You'll catch something. 218 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,292 Yes. 219 00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:51,426 Hello, Alexander. 220 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,192 Who is this? 221 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:56,292 My name is Roman A. Randolph. 222 00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:58,359 I'm president of a television corporation. 223 00:13:58,392 --> 00:14:01,858 Congratulations on the survival of your spaceman. 224 00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:03,626 I must say, well done. 225 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:05,225 And why are you calling me? 226 00:14:05,259 --> 00:14:06,626 I have an idea I would like 227 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:09,459 to discuss with you, privately. 228 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:39,392 Welcome, Alexander, take a seat. 229 00:14:39,426 --> 00:14:41,225 The weather is just delightful today. 230 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:42,192 What do you want? 231 00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:45,259 All right. 232 00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:46,925 Here's my thought. 233 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,092 I would like to create a television show 234 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:54,025 around your astronaut, a live broadcast from another world. 235 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,459 Nothing like this has ever been done on TV. 236 00:14:57,492 --> 00:14:59,892 Imagine the sensation. 237 00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:01,925 Well, what do you think? 238 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,259 Mr. Randolph. 239 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:07,359 Maybe you don't realize what happened out there. 240 00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:10,559 Over 59 million miles away 241 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:14,292 on the planet Mars, a man is fighting for his life. 242 00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:15,526 Yes, yes, yes. 243 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:18,059 We don't know how long he can survive. 244 00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:19,359 Yes, yes, yes. 245 00:15:22,992 --> 00:15:24,626 You misunderstand me, sir. 246 00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:27,192 I can assure you all proceeds would go towards 247 00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:29,292 the rescue of your stranded friend. 248 00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:31,059 And I would like for you to explain this 249 00:15:31,092 --> 00:15:32,925 to Chapaev personally. 250 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,025 This show is arranged for him. 251 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,159 I would never impose, Alexander. 252 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:39,359 The decision is, of course, yours. 253 00:15:39,392 --> 00:15:42,392 Now is your chance to let the world know 254 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,326 we do not abandon our people. 255 00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:27,225 Attention, all services, recheck all module systems, 256 00:16:27,259 --> 00:16:28,958 prepare and refit all timelines 257 00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:30,492 for rescue mission preparations. 258 00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,592 Operations group to my office. 259 00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:52,459 All right. 260 00:16:52,492 --> 00:16:53,492 What do we know? 261 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,025 Only two sections remained intact 262 00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:56,459 after the incident with the module. 263 00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:58,958 Of those only one is functioning. 264 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:07,459 Pathfinder autonomous robotic discovery system 265 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,192 has been activated. 266 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,326 How about the Rover? 267 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:15,259 The readings say it's intact. 268 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,159 An extra pair of eyes never hurt. 269 00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,059 That's the best chance we have 270 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:21,092 of examining the module's crash site. 271 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,492 We need to know the landscape 272 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:25,592 and climate conditions of the region. 273 00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,592 This has to be a top priority. 274 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,159 Moving on, 275 00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:30,559 what's the status on life support? 276 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,225 The oxygen argon mixture should last 30 months. 277 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,858 10 tons of water that should last 30 months, too 278 00:17:36,892 --> 00:17:38,359 plus the closed loop cleaning system. 279 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,326 How about food? 280 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,059 He doesn't have much in the way of supplies, 281 00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:43,192 but synthesis experts are thinking... 282 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:44,592 Timeline, years, months. 283 00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:45,459 What are we talking? 284 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:47,225 30 months, sir. 285 00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:49,492 What about communications? 286 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,092 Yeah, uh. 287 00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,426 We can try, but as a result of the tornado, 288 00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:57,159 the module ended up thousands of miles off 289 00:17:57,192 --> 00:17:58,892 from the intended landing location. 290 00:17:58,925 --> 00:18:00,858 We don't know much about the area 291 00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:04,059 save that it's plagued by increased sandstorm 292 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,858 and tornado activity. 293 00:18:05,892 --> 00:18:08,559 And there's no direct visibility from our satellites. 294 00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:09,992 We can't see anything. 295 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:11,426 We need absolute certainty on this. 296 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,426 We'll do our best. 297 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,492 Our biggest problem is energy supply. 298 00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:18,292 The main nuclear reactor was damaged in the crash 299 00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:19,259 with our best estimates, 300 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:22,125 the energy reserve will only last 13 months. 301 00:18:22,159 --> 00:18:24,159 13 months to live. 302 00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,326 When can we launch a rescue mission? 303 00:18:31,892 --> 00:18:34,426 We can have a new ship ready to launch in 190 days. 304 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,459 That would be the ideal time to launch 305 00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:38,559 as the phases of Earth and Mars will be in sync. 306 00:18:38,592 --> 00:18:40,925 Plus seven and a half months of flight. 307 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:44,159 We'll have to fly in parabola. 308 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,292 There's some current research in America 309 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,426 and China we can use. 310 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,025 If we are able to use their tech 311 00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:51,292 we can be there in 13 months 312 00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:54,326 and have commander Chapaev on his way home. 313 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:55,592 Will he survive? 314 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:58,192 It's possible, though his reserves 315 00:18:58,225 --> 00:18:59,925 will be incredibly sparse. 316 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,326 Of course he'll survive. 317 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,392 He's been in training to handle this. 318 00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:09,059 My only worry, we have to warn him of the possibility 319 00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,925 of psychological symptoms, 320 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,225 isolation and sensory starvation. 321 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:15,392 Hallucinations could begin any time. 322 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:17,359 Onset of delusion... 323 00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,426 That's enough. 324 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,192 We need an idea to save him. 325 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:22,459 I don't care if it takes a delusion 326 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:23,892 or a hallucination. 327 00:19:23,925 --> 00:19:25,359 Now get back to work. 328 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:35,292 Unusual movement detected. 329 00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:48,225 Unidentified object. 330 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,259 Alexander. 331 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:05,192 Sasha. 332 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,459 Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? 333 00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,025 How do you feel? 334 00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:19,192 I feel... how I feel. 335 00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:22,259 I'm fine, I guess. 336 00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:26,192 As the psychologist for this mission, 337 00:21:26,225 --> 00:21:29,025 it's important for me to monitor your condition. 338 00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:30,426 It's important to talk. 339 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:37,125 You're afraid I'll lose my mind, aren't you? 340 00:21:47,592 --> 00:21:48,858 I'm really okay. 341 00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:50,426 Don't worry. 342 00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:03,892 Just a few words. 343 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:05,125 Sir, just a few words. 344 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:05,992 What are the next steps for the program? 345 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,492 Can you comment on your decision to... 346 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:08,526 I have no comment. 347 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,025 You can wait for the press conference. 348 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,292 Have you talked to Chapaev? 349 00:22:15,326 --> 00:22:16,958 I have. 350 00:22:16,992 --> 00:22:18,326 Does he understand what this show is asking of him? 351 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,459 In general terms. 352 00:22:19,492 --> 00:22:21,292 Okay, I'll talk to him myself. 353 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,592 This is a great opportunity. 354 00:22:25,892 --> 00:22:27,426 You'll be a celebrity. 355 00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:28,892 Everyone will know you. 356 00:22:30,326 --> 00:22:33,392 Sasha, people have long dreamed of going to Mars. 357 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:36,958 And we did. 358 00:22:38,392 --> 00:22:39,492 Hold on, son. 359 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,459 Think about this. 360 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,392 We're all with you. 361 00:22:42,426 --> 00:22:44,426 We're in this together. 362 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:45,292 Hardly. 363 00:22:47,225 --> 00:22:48,392 Well, That's fair enough. 364 00:22:48,426 --> 00:22:49,326 I understand. 365 00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:05,192 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Excuse me, sir. 366 00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:09,125 It is my pleasure to say with full confidence 367 00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:12,459 that the Martian expedition was a complete success. 368 00:23:15,225 --> 00:23:16,259 What do you say, Sasha? 369 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,426 Claim victory through giving in. 370 00:23:22,426 --> 00:23:23,326 I'll get you home. 371 00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:26,326 I know you will. 372 00:23:28,526 --> 00:23:30,459 All of the tasks that were assigned 373 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,326 to the crew have been completed. 374 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:36,025 The module that will become our station has been installed. 375 00:23:36,059 --> 00:23:38,326 And the ship, along with its three crew members 376 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,292 is on the way home. 377 00:23:40,326 --> 00:23:41,892 And what of Commander Chapaev? 378 00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:44,059 Our astronaut is alive and well 379 00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:46,059 and we will do everything in our power 380 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,392 to bring him back home. 381 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,925 Other questions? 382 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,159 Did the commander agree to this show? 383 00:23:51,192 --> 00:23:53,225 Of course, as a matter of fact, 384 00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:55,159 he's incredibly excited. 385 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,359 Hello, Roman? 386 00:24:33,392 --> 00:24:36,059 Your people have completely violated our agreement. 387 00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:38,025 We weren't designed for this. 388 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,326 It's TV, darling. 389 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,359 I'm doing all I can for the sake of the astronaut. 390 00:24:42,392 --> 00:24:43,225 How are you? 391 00:24:43,892 --> 00:24:46,159 I have to figure out where to put all these people. 392 00:24:47,225 --> 00:24:49,059 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 393 00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:50,858 I hope that tomorrow during the show, 394 00:24:50,892 --> 00:24:52,958 your astronaut performs well. 395 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:54,526 Hey Alexander. 396 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,858 So are you ready for tonight? 397 00:24:56,892 --> 00:24:58,092 What the hell is this? 398 00:25:08,426 --> 00:25:09,359 Mr. Martian? 399 00:25:09,392 --> 00:25:10,392 What's up? 400 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,592 You nervous? Of course you are. 401 00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:12,426 Don't worry. 402 00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:13,459 I get it. 403 00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:14,359 It's a lot of attention. 404 00:25:14,392 --> 00:25:16,326 So, let me give you a piece of advice. 405 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,125 You want to make a good show and get the people to watch? 406 00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:20,459 Just do exactly as I say it 407 00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:22,492 and don't try to wing it, all right? 408 00:25:22,526 --> 00:25:24,858 Do you have any idea what you're going to say? 409 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,392 Oh yeah. 410 00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:27,359 You betcha. 411 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,426 People want to have fun and relax, 412 00:25:31,459 --> 00:25:33,426 but they always gotta be stimulated. 413 00:25:33,459 --> 00:25:34,225 Things get old. 414 00:25:34,259 --> 00:25:36,326 They want something fresh and new. 415 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,292 And this little Mars thing is just what they need. 416 00:25:39,326 --> 00:25:41,059 But you got to talk about what's going 417 00:25:41,092 --> 00:25:42,526 on down here on Earth. 418 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:45,159 Endgame, just stick to the script. 419 00:25:46,592 --> 00:25:49,459 Hello, everybody! 420 00:25:49,492 --> 00:25:51,925 Ready to hear a voice from the edge of space? 421 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:54,592 Our man on Mars. 422 00:25:54,626 --> 00:25:56,925 Over 59 million kilometers away. 423 00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:59,192 The farthest the mortal man has ever been. 424 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,592 Are you ready to make television history? 425 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:04,025 Ladies and gentlemen, 426 00:26:04,059 --> 00:26:05,592 it is my pleasure to present to you, 427 00:26:05,626 --> 00:26:08,925 the man at the edge of the universe, 428 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,292 the Islander himself, 429 00:26:10,326 --> 00:26:13,592 the Robinson Crusoe of the 21st century, 430 00:26:13,626 --> 00:26:15,426 Alexander Chapaev. 431 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:22,159 My friends, so you will be the lucky first 432 00:26:22,192 --> 00:26:24,059 to speak to the man on Mars? 433 00:26:24,092 --> 00:26:25,359 Let me hear you. 434 00:26:25,392 --> 00:26:27,459 Good morning, Earth. 435 00:26:27,492 --> 00:26:29,426 Today's weather is fairly sunny. 436 00:26:29,459 --> 00:26:30,459 Despite being minus 52. 437 00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:33,259 Today on Mars, we expect a sand storm 438 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,392 and possibly a hurricane. 439 00:26:36,426 --> 00:26:38,592 The night will remain chilly, 440 00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:40,392 sitting at a crisp minus 80. 441 00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:42,025 Movement recorded. 442 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,225 It's partly cloudy. 443 00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:45,392 I don't think it's to rain anytime soon. 444 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:46,492 Movement recorded. 445 00:26:46,526 --> 00:26:48,292 Now to the news here. 446 00:26:48,326 --> 00:26:49,459 First up. 447 00:26:49,492 --> 00:26:50,426 No political news. 448 00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:55,125 No wars, no disasters, 'cept the hurricane. 449 00:26:55,159 --> 00:26:56,459 No robberies or murders. 450 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:57,592 Believe it or not. 451 00:26:57,626 --> 00:26:59,326 Mars is at peace. 452 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,225 Nobody tried to attack anyone, 453 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:05,292 no fighting or division on the red planet. 454 00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:11,492 The entire population is alive and well, 455 00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:14,592 and their representative is in high spirits. 456 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:42,392 Earth. 457 00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:44,259 Are you all right? 458 00:28:49,259 --> 00:28:50,426 Did you hear that? 459 00:28:57,326 --> 00:28:59,092 What exactly did you hear? 460 00:29:00,492 --> 00:29:01,858 Nothing, sorry. 461 00:29:05,626 --> 00:29:06,892 Just some static. 462 00:29:33,259 --> 00:29:34,426 Listen to me. 463 00:29:34,459 --> 00:29:35,526 What the heck do you see in this guy? 464 00:29:35,559 --> 00:29:37,225 It's not working. 465 00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:39,292 We gotta replace them before it's too late. 466 00:29:39,326 --> 00:29:41,292 How about that other show I was pitching. 467 00:29:41,326 --> 00:29:43,292 You do not understand, my dear. 468 00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:46,426 Chapaev is not the main character here. 469 00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:50,626 The wonder is a character between life and death. 470 00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:52,359 That's what's fascinating. 471 00:29:52,392 --> 00:29:53,958 That is what draws them in. 472 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,892 Life and death. 473 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:58,225 And the show is broadcast live. 474 00:29:58,259 --> 00:30:00,025 Roman, I get it. 475 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:02,259 No, no, I totally get it. 476 00:30:02,292 --> 00:30:03,192 Let him babble. 477 00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:04,392 Let him babble all he wants. 478 00:30:04,426 --> 00:30:06,326 As long as the audience feels the pity. 479 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,225 Oh yeah. 480 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:13,092 The show Martian has become an incredible success 481 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,592 and spread around the world. 482 00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:25,858 People have believed for ages that Mars could hold life. 483 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:28,292 It's my sincerest hope to prove it. 484 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,359 It's much like... 485 00:30:36,059 --> 00:30:37,359 Mars is, as you know, 486 00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:41,925 the fourth planet that orbits around our sun. 487 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,958 Hey, what's wrong with the picture? 488 00:30:43,992 --> 00:30:46,159 Put some more lights up in that module. 489 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,492 It was named Mars... 490 00:30:49,925 --> 00:30:51,426 He can't, that's energy. 491 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,359 He has to conserve it. 492 00:30:54,626 --> 00:30:56,392 Someone needs to conserve it, 493 00:30:56,426 --> 00:30:57,259 but I don't. 494 00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:01,326 Go to commercial. 495 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:04,292 And this, my dear friends, 496 00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:07,059 is a real Martian-made onion. 497 00:31:07,092 --> 00:31:09,092 On Earth, I hated them, but here 498 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,626 it's still awful. 499 00:31:15,659 --> 00:31:17,092 Even on Mars. 500 00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:21,292 Although... 501 00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:24,626 No, still bad. 502 00:31:24,659 --> 00:31:26,426 Roman, you really got to see these ratings. 503 00:31:26,459 --> 00:31:27,392 They doubled. 504 00:31:27,726 --> 00:31:30,326 Gloomy craters, red lights and aliens with blasters. 505 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:32,858 That's how filmmakers have seen Mars for ages. 506 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,892 But now there is someone actually there. 507 00:31:34,925 --> 00:31:37,526 Someone who can see of every theory we've had is true 508 00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:39,526 because he can see it with his own eyes. 509 00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:42,059 I see, you're really getting into the spirit. 510 00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:44,592 I wonder if I should start worrying about my job, huh? 511 00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:47,559 Uncle Sasha, why do people exist? 512 00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,958 In order to do something new, 513 00:31:52,259 --> 00:31:53,559 to think new thoughts, 514 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,459 to make the world a little better. 515 00:31:57,492 --> 00:32:00,526 I'm gonna say new things like Uncle Sasha says. 516 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,492 The constantly increasing popularity 517 00:32:02,526 --> 00:32:04,958 of the show Martians is absolutely striking. 518 00:32:15,326 --> 00:32:17,259 Hey, how 'bout a bite? 519 00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:28,426 All right, Help me out, Kelly. 520 00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:33,159 Do you spell schizophrenia with an S or with a Z? 521 00:32:39,059 --> 00:32:40,292 The polls are back 522 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,359 and it looks like Alexander Chapaev 523 00:32:42,392 --> 00:32:45,059 has joined his predecessor, Yuri Gagarin 524 00:32:45,092 --> 00:32:47,858 as one of the most famous names on Earth. 525 00:32:52,259 --> 00:32:53,059 Anna? 526 00:32:55,059 --> 00:32:56,025 Did I snore? 527 00:33:01,225 --> 00:33:03,359 Chapaev. 528 00:33:03,392 --> 00:33:06,958 I can't wait for you to finally come home. 529 00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:11,392 Maybe that's enough for today? 530 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,092 I mean... 531 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,626 You can't work all the time. 532 00:33:16,659 --> 00:33:18,225 Just another few minutes. 533 00:33:19,459 --> 00:33:20,359 Really? 534 00:33:20,392 --> 00:33:21,392 I'll head home in just a bit. 535 00:33:22,492 --> 00:33:23,326 Yeah. 536 00:33:24,159 --> 00:33:26,492 I'll just wait outside for you then. 537 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,626 Okay? 538 00:33:27,659 --> 00:33:28,492 Okay. 539 00:33:30,159 --> 00:33:32,326 I think you've got to watch out for that. 540 00:33:34,326 --> 00:33:35,225 You see? 541 00:33:35,259 --> 00:33:36,059 This is what I mean. 542 00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:36,925 That's your wife? 543 00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:41,092 Yeah, no, almost. 544 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:41,958 Almost? 545 00:33:42,892 --> 00:33:44,626 You know it's easy to make a woman happy 546 00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:46,292 but not cheap. 547 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,025 Okay. 548 00:33:49,059 --> 00:33:51,992 Three broadcasts every day is insane. 549 00:33:52,025 --> 00:33:54,259 The only chance he has for survival 550 00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:56,992 is if he uses his resources sparingly. 551 00:33:57,025 --> 00:33:59,459 Sir, this won't hold. 552 00:33:59,492 --> 00:34:00,925 We have to do something. 553 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,958 More time is passing by every day. 554 00:34:02,992 --> 00:34:04,492 You think I don't know? 555 00:34:04,526 --> 00:34:06,592 So what are we going to do then? 556 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:08,426 We do what we have been doing. 557 00:34:09,992 --> 00:34:12,492 Chapaev is burning through power at full capacity. 558 00:34:12,526 --> 00:34:15,359 If this keeps up he'll burn through it quickly. 559 00:34:15,392 --> 00:34:17,326 I congratulate you darling. 560 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,426 Our idea is a stunning success. 561 00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,992 Yeah, yeah. 562 00:34:25,192 --> 00:34:28,626 Every broadcast siphons away three days he has to live. 563 00:34:28,659 --> 00:34:31,159 There is nothing more important than his survival. 564 00:34:31,192 --> 00:34:33,426 We need to cut down the number of broadcasts. 565 00:34:33,459 --> 00:34:36,326 And I believe we should increase the number. 566 00:34:36,359 --> 00:34:38,992 The math here is very simple. 567 00:34:39,025 --> 00:34:42,858 The more we broadcast, the closer we come to a rescue. 568 00:34:42,892 --> 00:34:45,259 It is now been two months and the entire world 569 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,326 is working to save your friend. 570 00:34:47,359 --> 00:34:48,492 But what of you? 571 00:34:48,526 --> 00:34:50,958 There is no hope in pity, Alexander. 572 00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:52,059 You are in charge. 573 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,559 This is your decision, make it. 574 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,159 The show must go on. 575 00:35:00,426 --> 00:35:03,559 Hey, Anna, someone told me a great joke the other day. 576 00:35:04,892 --> 00:35:07,459 So, Chapaev, he gets to Mars, right? 577 00:35:07,492 --> 00:35:09,958 And he hears this knock. 578 00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:11,925 So he's scared, of course, right. 579 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:12,825 And he, uh. 580 00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:17,326 So he's all freaked out and he goes to answer the door 581 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,159 and show he shouts out the door... 582 00:35:19,192 --> 00:35:20,392 Can you help me, please? 583 00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:22,259 Are you white? 584 00:35:23,492 --> 00:35:25,092 No, I'm red. 585 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,892 Oh no, I got it wrong. 586 00:35:29,925 --> 00:35:30,526 Sorry. 587 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:31,359 Not, not red. 588 00:35:31,392 --> 00:35:32,326 Green, green. 589 00:35:32,359 --> 00:35:36,359 You know like little green man. 590 00:35:39,459 --> 00:35:41,459 So there was this foreign correspondent 591 00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:42,592 and asks me. 592 00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:45,025 Oh, who is Mr. Chapaev. 593 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,925 So I'm like, Mr. Chapaev, huh? 594 00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:51,326 He's a, he's the hero in a bunch of jokes. 595 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:56,259 So I told her the one, the one with the, the, the green men. 596 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:57,125 What? 597 00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,326 Why did you stop? 598 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:01,326 Come on. 599 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:02,925 You were doing so great. 600 00:36:10,025 --> 00:36:11,359 What do you think? 601 00:36:11,392 --> 00:36:13,892 In order to increase revenue from the show, 602 00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:16,459 we'll have to increase energy use. 603 00:36:16,492 --> 00:36:17,858 That's the idea. 604 00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:19,592 It's up to you. 605 00:36:19,626 --> 00:36:20,892 What's there to think about? 606 00:36:20,925 --> 00:36:21,892 We stay strong. 607 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:24,892 You hold on. 608 00:36:40,225 --> 00:36:41,592 Put all of that back. 609 00:36:41,626 --> 00:36:42,626 Don't touch anything. 610 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,526 - Put it down right now. - Anna. 611 00:36:46,925 --> 00:36:48,459 Everything's under control. 612 00:36:48,492 --> 00:36:50,958 We're increasing the number of broadcasts. 613 00:36:51,925 --> 00:36:53,559 What are you saying? 614 00:36:53,592 --> 00:36:54,626 Chapaev is already overworked. 615 00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:55,825 He's on the brink. 616 00:36:57,292 --> 00:36:59,059 It's my medical opinion at this point that he can't... 617 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,526 I'm on the brink, too, Anna. 618 00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:03,292 There is nothing else we can do. 619 00:37:04,459 --> 00:37:05,392 So, calm down. 620 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,526 He's already agreed to it. 621 00:37:09,892 --> 00:37:11,426 You don't get what he's going through. 622 00:37:11,459 --> 00:37:13,492 You can't possibly understand Alexander. 623 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:18,925 I did understand that Sasha needed a rest, 624 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,159 but we were so obsessed with saving him 625 00:37:21,192 --> 00:37:24,225 that we chose not to notice his pain. 626 00:37:32,359 --> 00:37:34,459 Tracking, now. 627 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:37,326 Seven dash two five. 628 00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:39,559 Seven dash three four. 629 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:41,259 Eight dash one five... 630 00:38:17,426 --> 00:38:19,426 Movement recorded. 631 00:38:19,459 --> 00:38:21,392 Attempting source identification. 632 00:38:41,459 --> 00:38:43,292 Nope, nothing there. 633 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,326 Sasha. 634 00:40:21,359 --> 00:40:22,592 Come home, Sasha. 635 00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:24,492 Come home. 636 00:40:40,059 --> 00:40:41,192 Sasha. 637 00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:44,392 Mom. 638 00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:10,292 Look, friends. 639 00:41:11,492 --> 00:41:15,225 This is our universe. 640 00:41:21,526 --> 00:41:23,925 It is full of mysteries. 641 00:41:25,392 --> 00:41:28,592 You can see giant stars, frigid comets 642 00:41:30,259 --> 00:41:34,958 and it flies in the vacuum through eternity and space. 643 00:41:39,225 --> 00:41:40,958 You know about Earth. 644 00:41:40,992 --> 00:41:44,958 You know that it is one of millions of planets 645 00:41:44,992 --> 00:41:46,992 in the Milky Way Galaxy. 646 00:41:50,626 --> 00:41:55,592 There is so much more, so many unknown things. 647 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:58,192 Roman, you genius. 648 00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:01,092 Your idea to grow and expand the audience was brilliant. 649 00:42:02,359 --> 00:42:03,626 I didn't believe it until I saw it, 650 00:42:03,659 --> 00:42:06,359 but Chapaev was 100% on board with the kids show. 651 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,359 He actually was excited about it. 652 00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:10,526 Since the dawn of time, man has looked up 653 00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:12,892 into the stars in the night sky 654 00:42:12,925 --> 00:42:15,459 to unravel the many mysteries of the universe. 655 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:18,992 Everything out there calls out to humankind 656 00:42:19,925 --> 00:42:21,526 and it frightens us. 657 00:42:27,359 --> 00:42:29,192 Isn't there anything better to watch? 658 00:42:29,225 --> 00:42:32,326 You see that's exactly why we came to Mars. 659 00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:34,492 We were searching, searching, 660 00:42:34,526 --> 00:42:37,426 hoping to find the answer somewhere 661 00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:38,592 to that eternal question. 662 00:42:39,526 --> 00:42:41,192 Who are we? 663 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,025 Where did we come from? 664 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,459 Where are we going? 665 00:42:43,492 --> 00:42:48,392 To reveal the mystery of our universe. 666 00:42:48,426 --> 00:42:51,492 - Uncle Sasha. - Are there any aliens on Mars? 667 00:43:13,192 --> 00:43:16,259 From my very first day on Mars 668 00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:18,825 I believe that I heard some sounds. 669 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,359 A voice, as though someone was trying 670 00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:23,626 to communicate with me. 671 00:43:23,659 --> 00:43:25,326 And what's happening to me now 672 00:43:25,359 --> 00:43:27,892 is the greatest scientific event of our time. 673 00:43:29,059 --> 00:43:31,192 I know now that we are not alone. 674 00:43:32,059 --> 00:43:33,426 He hears voices? 675 00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,359 Has he lost it? 676 00:43:35,492 --> 00:43:39,359 My friends, I am not alone. 677 00:43:43,892 --> 00:43:45,059 Yes, Alexander? 678 00:43:45,092 --> 00:43:47,992 Is Sasha doing all right? 679 00:43:48,025 --> 00:43:49,159 I don't know. 680 00:43:49,192 --> 00:43:50,426 Come to the MCC. 681 00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:52,426 - I'll be there in 10. - Okay. 682 00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,459 Breaking news from Mars. 683 00:43:58,492 --> 00:44:01,259 Alexander Chapaev has made contact with extraterrestrials. 684 00:44:01,292 --> 00:44:02,559 Of course, all this contact 685 00:44:02,592 --> 00:44:05,426 with alien consciousness is insane. 686 00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:08,426 And what's almost more insane is that he believes it. 687 00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:11,892 We'd always considered ourselves rational scientists, 688 00:44:11,925 --> 00:44:16,459 which could only mean our Sasha had a mental break. 689 00:44:16,492 --> 00:44:19,125 It's understandable and predictable 690 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,359 and it confirmed our worst fears. 691 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,559 Now we had to worry about 692 00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:24,359 how far off the edge he had fallen. 693 00:44:25,492 --> 00:44:26,392 Drop us at the back. 694 00:44:28,992 --> 00:44:30,392 How far indeed. 695 00:44:30,426 --> 00:44:31,892 Never had the mysteries of the red planet 696 00:44:31,925 --> 00:44:33,225 seemed so close at hand. 697 00:44:33,259 --> 00:44:34,159 It's a miracle. 698 00:44:43,459 --> 00:44:45,459 What's he going on about? 699 00:44:45,492 --> 00:44:47,892 What the hell is he talking about? 700 00:44:47,925 --> 00:44:49,392 I'm trying to work it out, too. 701 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:53,326 Alexander, please. 702 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,326 I need to speak with him. 703 00:44:58,092 --> 00:44:58,925 In private. 704 00:45:08,392 --> 00:45:11,992 These sounds it's like they say what's inside me. 705 00:45:13,326 --> 00:45:14,225 What I feel. 706 00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:19,059 As though I'm the cause, they're the consequence. 707 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:23,025 It's like, they were a reflection of my, 708 00:45:23,059 --> 00:45:24,958 of my state of mind. 709 00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:26,225 Does that make any sense? 710 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:29,626 The truth is there's nothing. 711 00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:31,326 There's no reality of time. 712 00:45:32,992 --> 00:45:34,125 There's no Mars. 713 00:45:35,326 --> 00:45:38,025 Like maybe we just created all this. 714 00:45:38,059 --> 00:45:40,192 Now we're just struggling to comprehend. 715 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:45,326 We create universes. 716 00:45:45,359 --> 00:45:47,125 We create planets. 717 00:45:47,159 --> 00:45:51,159 We create harmony or we purge it, we destroy. 718 00:45:51,192 --> 00:45:54,526 And now I think I may be the reason 719 00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:57,825 this is happening here on Mars. 720 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:02,125 And I think it's possible that humans are the cause 721 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:04,958 of so much on Earth. 722 00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:09,526 It's said there are too many of us on that planet 723 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:11,858 and I'm here alone. 724 00:46:11,892 --> 00:46:13,192 Sasha, can you tell me 725 00:46:13,225 --> 00:46:15,392 about the sounds you're hearing? 726 00:46:15,426 --> 00:46:16,925 You said they're like music, right? 727 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:19,125 Yeah, I can send you a recording. 728 00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:20,426 What kind of music? 729 00:46:20,626 --> 00:46:22,392 What kind of music? 730 00:46:25,392 --> 00:46:30,392 This music, it's... it's inside of me, bound to me. 731 00:46:31,059 --> 00:46:32,125 For example, if I'm angry... 732 00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:35,426 So you hear this when you're stressed or frustrated? 733 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:39,626 Oh, I see you think I'm crazy. 734 00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:41,259 Sasha, that's simply what happens 735 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:42,592 when you're alone for a long time. 736 00:46:42,626 --> 00:46:43,958 Don't worry. 737 00:46:43,992 --> 00:46:46,092 - It's not serious. - Wait. 738 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:56,025 How many hours have you slept? 739 00:46:56,059 --> 00:46:57,225 That's not important. 740 00:46:58,192 --> 00:46:59,592 There, do you hear it? 741 00:47:00,659 --> 00:47:01,459 It's the music. 742 00:47:01,492 --> 00:47:02,858 Do you hear it? 743 00:47:02,892 --> 00:47:03,526 Sasha. 744 00:47:04,492 --> 00:47:07,326 The music is just a creation of your mind. 745 00:47:07,359 --> 00:47:10,392 The only sound that is coming through to us is your voice. 746 00:47:13,426 --> 00:47:16,592 I only hear you Sasha and nothing else. 747 00:47:19,259 --> 00:47:21,259 I need you to trust me, okay? 748 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:24,259 Do you trust me? 749 00:47:28,159 --> 00:47:28,992 Do you? 750 00:47:50,892 --> 00:47:52,259 - Hey, Anna. - Yes? 751 00:47:54,192 --> 00:47:55,359 - Hey. - Good morning. 752 00:47:55,392 --> 00:47:57,426 Is he ready for today's show? 753 00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:02,326 Peter, go to work. 754 00:48:03,492 --> 00:48:05,159 Don't you have anything else to do? 755 00:48:05,192 --> 00:48:06,059 Oh yeah. 756 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:07,559 See you later. 757 00:48:14,426 --> 00:48:15,392 Triangulating. 758 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:20,526 Five dash five, four. Five dash four seven, 759 00:48:21,392 --> 00:48:23,858 Three dash three dash nine. 760 00:48:23,892 --> 00:48:25,092 Movement recorded. 761 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:26,426 Unknown source. 762 00:48:26,459 --> 00:48:27,426 Movement recorded. 763 00:48:37,059 --> 00:48:39,526 Commercials are done, intro ready, now. 764 00:48:40,492 --> 00:48:42,359 Three, two... 765 00:48:42,759 --> 00:48:44,259 Welcome, my friends. 766 00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:48,059 It's time to catch up with our man on Mars. 767 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,192 Of course our intrepid hero doesn't need an introduction, 768 00:48:51,225 --> 00:48:52,392 but why not? 769 00:48:52,426 --> 00:48:56,526 I bring live to you all the way from the constellations, 770 00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:00,159 Alexander Chapaev. 771 00:49:01,459 --> 00:49:03,359 Alexander, I'm sure 772 00:49:03,392 --> 00:49:04,526 you know how shocked we all were 773 00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:07,326 to hear that you made contact with an alien life form. 774 00:49:07,359 --> 00:49:09,326 We need to know the truth. 775 00:49:09,359 --> 00:49:11,359 So tell us, is there life on Mars? 776 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,459 Nothing to say, huh? 777 00:49:14,492 --> 00:49:16,426 All right, let's talk about you. 778 00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:19,925 Alexander, if only you knew how jealous we all are. 779 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:22,559 You're up there, no traffic jams, no lines. 780 00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:26,426 Fresh air, fresh planet, the sun, the sand. 781 00:49:26,459 --> 00:49:28,092 How do you feel, my friend? 782 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,025 How was it up there in the new world? 783 00:49:30,892 --> 00:49:33,359 Well, have you ever been lost in the woods? 784 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:35,592 Think of it. 785 00:49:38,326 --> 00:49:41,259 It's sudden when you realize that you're truly lost. 786 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:46,292 You worry, you scream. 787 00:49:46,326 --> 00:49:50,326 You try to find your way, and then eventually... 788 00:49:51,492 --> 00:49:53,426 ...silence, 789 00:49:53,459 --> 00:49:54,925 because you're alone. 790 00:49:57,426 --> 00:50:01,359 Think of what you would do to see one person, one face. 791 00:50:04,659 --> 00:50:09,426 Anyone in the world at all, any face in the crowd. 792 00:50:10,292 --> 00:50:11,359 Alexander, my friend. 793 00:50:11,392 --> 00:50:12,626 Why are you so sad? 794 00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,092 We're with you. 795 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,426 We're coming to get you. 796 00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:17,526 Alexander, we believe in you. 797 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:18,958 We have hope. 798 00:50:18,992 --> 00:50:20,426 We are waiting for you to come home 799 00:50:20,459 --> 00:50:23,459 with glorious stories from the constellations. 800 00:50:23,492 --> 00:50:25,259 Our own man from Mars. 801 00:50:42,659 --> 00:50:44,192 Chapaev, come in. 802 00:50:50,559 --> 00:50:51,359 I'm here. 803 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:54,825 Are you okay? 804 00:51:00,025 --> 00:51:02,958 We scheduled the session and you know the rules. 805 00:51:02,992 --> 00:51:05,292 Take a minute and come back on. 806 00:51:09,459 --> 00:51:11,359 I don't have time for this. 807 00:51:14,592 --> 00:51:16,459 Chapaev had tried to tell us time 808 00:51:16,492 --> 00:51:18,192 and time again that he had encountered 809 00:51:18,225 --> 00:51:20,292 something strange on Mars, 810 00:51:20,326 --> 00:51:23,092 but it was easier to imagine he was insane 811 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,426 than to try to understand. 812 00:51:25,459 --> 00:51:28,326 So, of course, he considered us insane. 813 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:31,592 Earth was getting farther away from him 814 00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:34,125 and Mars was getting closer. 815 00:51:41,426 --> 00:51:42,526 There's no way. 816 00:51:45,492 --> 00:51:47,292 What in the? 817 00:51:47,326 --> 00:51:48,426 If this is true. 818 00:51:51,992 --> 00:51:53,958 Anna, it's about Chapaev. 819 00:51:53,992 --> 00:51:55,192 We really need to talk. 820 00:51:55,225 --> 00:51:56,992 Look, that's enough. 821 00:51:57,025 --> 00:51:58,925 You realize that talking to him is my job. 822 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,426 You do see that don't you. 823 00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:02,392 And I'm going to keep talking to him, all right? 824 00:52:02,426 --> 00:52:03,592 No, I understand. 825 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:05,426 It's it's not about that. It's, it's... 826 00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:07,025 So what is it now? 827 00:52:07,059 --> 00:52:08,492 About our relationship, or you or me? 828 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:13,326 Do you realize that something serious is going on up there? 829 00:52:13,359 --> 00:52:15,326 That may be with him forever. 830 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:43,526 They think I'm crazy, but I hear it. 831 00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,259 I can hear the sounds. 832 00:52:47,092 --> 00:52:48,392 There's something going on. 833 00:52:48,426 --> 00:52:49,259 Something's wrong. 834 00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:53,092 She's right. 835 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:55,059 It's just because I'm alone. 836 00:52:56,526 --> 00:52:58,526 Mars, we can't hear you. 837 00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:00,326 Maybe it's just a dream. 838 00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:01,326 Maybe there's no Mars. 839 00:53:01,359 --> 00:53:02,192 Alexander, my friend. 840 00:53:02,225 --> 00:53:03,492 Why so sad? 841 00:53:03,526 --> 00:53:04,892 We're with you. 842 00:53:04,925 --> 00:53:06,192 Hallucinations. 843 00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:07,326 It's all nothing. 844 00:53:07,359 --> 00:53:09,292 It's just a hoax. 845 00:53:09,326 --> 00:53:10,225 It's just a mind game. 846 00:53:10,259 --> 00:53:13,292 No, no that's not true. 847 00:53:13,326 --> 00:53:15,225 Mars, We're coming for you. 848 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:17,592 It's okay, Sasha, I'm coming for you. 849 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:20,059 Were we are, there is the victory. 850 00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:26,225 This is a great opportunity. 851 00:53:26,259 --> 00:53:29,359 People have long waited to see the red planet. 852 00:53:29,392 --> 00:53:30,526 Maybe they're right, 853 00:53:30,559 --> 00:53:32,459 maybe I have gone mental. 854 00:53:32,492 --> 00:53:34,125 There are no sounds, Alexander. 855 00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:35,292 Do you trust me? 856 00:53:35,326 --> 00:53:36,159 Trust me. 857 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,225 I heard the sounds. 858 00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:53,426 I know I heard them. 859 00:54:00,192 --> 00:54:01,392 I understand. 860 00:54:01,426 --> 00:54:03,292 I must see it for myself. 861 00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:06,426 If I don't, I'll truly be mad. 862 00:54:16,925 --> 00:54:18,958 All right, let's get this up on screen. 863 00:54:20,426 --> 00:54:21,492 What the heck's going on? 864 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:26,125 Hey, bring up the modular feed on that screen. 865 00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:27,359 How much does he have left? 866 00:54:27,392 --> 00:54:30,426 Commercials are ending, bumper is back. 867 00:54:31,492 --> 00:54:32,825 Sound. 868 00:54:34,326 --> 00:54:35,392 And now camera. 869 00:54:36,459 --> 00:54:38,892 Starting again in five. 870 00:54:38,925 --> 00:54:42,492 Ladies and gentlemen, the show must go on. 871 00:54:42,526 --> 00:54:45,526 A man thrown 59 million kilometers 872 00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:47,992 from anything he's ever known, 873 00:54:48,025 --> 00:54:50,392 alone on an alien planet. 874 00:54:50,426 --> 00:54:54,292 Our hero, Alexander Chapaev. 875 00:54:59,192 --> 00:55:01,392 What's going on? 876 00:55:05,359 --> 00:55:07,159 Commander. 877 00:55:07,192 --> 00:55:08,392 Alexander. 878 00:55:10,925 --> 00:55:12,858 So you're playing hide and seek? 879 00:55:14,392 --> 00:55:16,492 Not exactly a great time. 880 00:55:16,526 --> 00:55:18,225 Your public is waiting. 881 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:22,559 I don't get it. 882 00:55:22,592 --> 00:55:24,092 What's going on? 883 00:55:33,059 --> 00:55:33,892 Are you there? 884 00:55:39,059 --> 00:55:41,159 Please, Alexander, we need to talk. 885 00:55:51,459 --> 00:55:53,292 Good afternoon, Gregory. 886 00:55:53,326 --> 00:55:54,292 Do you see that? 887 00:55:55,392 --> 00:55:58,259 It looks like your goldfish has gone belly up and drowned. 888 00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:01,526 What are you talking about, my darling? 889 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,958 He's even stopped taking calls from the shrink. 890 00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:05,492 Probably easier to send me to Mars 891 00:56:05,526 --> 00:56:06,892 than bring the show back. 892 00:56:06,925 --> 00:56:08,858 That's a fantastic idea. 893 00:56:08,892 --> 00:56:10,426 Just what we'll do. 894 00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:43,292 Not good, Roman. 895 00:56:43,326 --> 00:56:46,492 Looks like our lucky run with Commander Chapaev is over. 896 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,059 My dear minister, I am inclined to disagree. 897 00:56:51,092 --> 00:56:52,292 All that we have done so far 898 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,858 was merely preparation for the main act. 899 00:56:54,892 --> 00:56:56,025 The true profits. 900 00:56:56,892 --> 00:56:58,159 I'm intrigued. 901 00:56:58,192 --> 00:56:59,526 Profits come not in money, 902 00:56:59,559 --> 00:57:03,259 but in power, limitless power. 903 00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:05,225 And just how do you figure that? 904 00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:07,492 The world trusts Chapaev. 905 00:57:07,526 --> 00:57:10,526 If he were to, say, support you, 906 00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:14,092 the world itself would be in your pocket. 907 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,225 Perhaps but, 908 00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,025 he's a bit unhinged. 909 00:57:19,059 --> 00:57:21,025 Minister, I assure you. 910 00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:23,225 If you do as I tell you, 911 00:57:23,259 --> 00:57:25,192 I'll be able to cut a deal. 912 00:57:25,225 --> 00:57:27,592 This is only the beginning. 913 00:57:27,626 --> 00:57:29,892 Only the beginning. 914 00:57:31,392 --> 00:57:33,459 And I'm here alone. 915 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,259 Sasha, can you tell me 916 00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:36,626 about the sounds you're hearing? 917 00:57:36,659 --> 00:57:38,459 You say they're similar to music, right? 918 00:57:38,492 --> 00:57:40,359 Yeah, I can send you a recording. 919 00:57:40,392 --> 00:57:41,892 What kind of music? 920 00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:43,292 What kind of music? 921 00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:51,292 This music, it's inside of me. 922 00:57:52,925 --> 00:57:57,925 This music, it's inside of me, bound to me. 923 00:57:58,259 --> 00:57:59,359 For example, if I'm angry... 924 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:00,526 So you hear this 925 00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:02,392 when you're stressed or frustrated. 926 00:58:07,326 --> 00:58:08,426 Oh, I see. 927 00:58:09,426 --> 00:58:10,592 You think I'm crazy. 928 00:58:10,626 --> 00:58:12,825 Looks like I'm sleeping alone tonight. 929 00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:17,159 Sasha, that's simply what happens 930 00:58:17,192 --> 00:58:18,858 when you're alone for a long time. 931 00:58:18,892 --> 00:58:20,925 Don't worry, it's not serious. 932 00:58:22,025 --> 00:58:23,192 Trust me. 933 00:58:23,225 --> 00:58:24,192 Do you trust me? 934 00:58:28,559 --> 00:58:30,159 Do you trust me? 935 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:48,825 Ah, yeah? 936 00:58:53,292 --> 00:58:54,392 Okay, I understand. 937 00:59:00,492 --> 00:59:03,559 Looks like I'm not sleeping at all tonight. 938 00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:10,125 Attention, attention. 939 00:59:10,159 --> 00:59:11,326 Movement recorded. 940 00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:14,359 Non protein origin detected. 941 00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:39,492 Hey Sasha. 942 00:59:44,659 --> 00:59:48,059 Look, you need a shave. 943 00:59:48,092 --> 00:59:50,426 What if you encounter a pretty Martian girl? 944 01:00:05,659 --> 01:00:07,958 Seems like nothing I do is working. 945 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:10,925 We have something we're going to try. 946 01:00:12,092 --> 01:00:14,025 What are you going to do? 947 01:00:14,059 --> 01:00:16,426 No need for you to know the details. 948 01:00:16,459 --> 01:00:19,326 What there's no need for is your presence. 949 01:00:19,359 --> 01:00:21,326 I make the decisions here. 950 01:00:21,359 --> 01:00:22,225 Not anymore. 951 01:00:23,492 --> 01:00:24,326 I do. 952 01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:30,259 - Novokov. - Yes? 953 01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:31,359 Prepare the connection. 954 01:00:33,326 --> 01:00:34,225 Okay. 955 01:00:34,259 --> 01:00:35,359 Movement recorded. 956 01:00:38,092 --> 01:00:41,059 Anomalous phenomenon registered in atmosphere. 957 01:00:44,392 --> 01:00:45,459 Analysis beginning. 958 01:00:47,092 --> 01:00:48,292 Analysis impossible. 959 01:00:53,925 --> 01:00:56,592 Anomalous activity registered in atmosphere. 960 01:01:04,992 --> 01:01:06,125 It's ready. 961 01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:07,359 All right, let's begin. 962 01:01:07,392 --> 01:01:09,025 I want to talk to him. 963 01:01:21,559 --> 01:01:24,459 Chapaev, can you hear me? 964 01:01:24,492 --> 01:01:26,392 I have a little proposal for you. 965 01:01:26,426 --> 01:01:28,359 It would be best if you'd agree. 966 01:02:07,426 --> 01:02:10,392 Mulder the alien it's inside me. 967 01:02:12,092 --> 01:02:13,092 Don't worry, Scully. 968 01:02:14,192 --> 01:02:16,392 It is mine. 969 01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:20,992 - People have been asking. - What's going on with him? 970 01:02:21,025 --> 01:02:23,858 Is there life on Mars? 971 01:02:24,925 --> 01:02:26,259 - I can tell you. - I don't know. 972 01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:29,059 - With absolute certainty, - But it's good. 973 01:02:29,092 --> 01:02:32,159 That yes, there is. 974 01:02:34,259 --> 01:02:36,359 I haven't seen him like this in a while. 975 01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:40,825 I'd like to introduce my Martian friend. 976 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:44,392 So, how's life on Mars. 977 01:02:51,192 --> 01:02:52,892 Chapaev style. 978 01:02:54,892 --> 01:02:56,626 Just you wait and see. 979 01:02:56,659 --> 01:02:59,459 Chapaev style, it is your life. 980 01:02:59,492 --> 01:03:02,858 Chapaev style, it is your destiny. 981 01:03:02,892 --> 01:03:06,225 Stop, now you be you. 982 01:03:07,459 --> 01:03:09,159 Chapaev Style. 983 01:03:09,192 --> 01:03:12,392 The new show from the most popular man in the galaxy. 984 01:03:13,392 --> 01:03:17,326 Where he will reveal the secrets of his success. 985 01:03:17,359 --> 01:03:19,892 You'll learn how to look, how to move, 986 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,125 what to believe 987 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:30,259 and how... to... live. 988 01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:49,326 Chapaev Style is your choice. 989 01:03:53,626 --> 01:03:56,392 To be the man you gotta be like the man. 990 01:03:57,392 --> 01:04:00,159 Chapaev Style is your destiny. 991 01:04:00,192 --> 01:04:02,526 Alexander Chapaev is unbelievable. 992 01:04:04,059 --> 01:04:07,292 Chapaev Style is more than life. 993 01:04:07,326 --> 01:04:11,025 It is the philosophy of the universe. 994 01:04:14,426 --> 01:04:16,958 Millions of fans can't be wrong. 995 01:04:20,459 --> 01:04:22,359 The crew of the first Mars expedition 996 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,592 has at last returned to Earth today. 997 01:04:24,626 --> 01:04:27,059 The Soyuz spacecraft with its three astronauts 998 01:04:27,092 --> 01:04:29,392 has landed on the steppes of Kazakhstan. 999 01:04:29,426 --> 01:04:31,559 Their arrival has coincided with the release 1000 01:04:31,592 --> 01:04:32,992 of the new collection 1001 01:04:33,025 --> 01:04:35,292 from their commander Alexander Chapaev. 1002 01:04:35,326 --> 01:04:37,392 Chapaev Style, know it, wear it. 1003 01:04:51,592 --> 01:04:53,292 Tell me everything. 1004 01:04:53,326 --> 01:04:55,292 Oh, Anna, wow. 1005 01:04:55,326 --> 01:04:56,626 Tell me what is going on. 1006 01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:57,492 What? 1007 01:04:59,259 --> 01:05:00,492 Do you think I didn't know? 1008 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:03,292 What are you talking... 1009 01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,526 I already know. 1010 01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:09,359 I just need you to tell me the details. 1011 01:05:10,492 --> 01:05:12,092 The details of what? 1012 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,292 Did you think I wouldn't see the change? 1013 01:05:15,326 --> 01:05:16,159 What did you do? 1014 01:05:19,259 --> 01:05:20,092 Oh that. 1015 01:05:21,225 --> 01:05:22,992 You know, maybe you and your patient 1016 01:05:23,025 --> 01:05:25,359 should both take the same pills to relax and calm... 1017 01:05:25,392 --> 01:05:26,526 Shut up. 1018 01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:28,259 You coward. 1019 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,125 For once in your life why don't you act like a man? 1020 01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:31,326 Look at yourself. 1021 01:05:40,492 --> 01:05:41,892 You will tell me. 1022 01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:47,359 He wasn't delusional. 1023 01:05:47,392 --> 01:05:49,059 There were sounds in the recording. 1024 01:05:49,092 --> 01:05:50,459 What? 1025 01:05:50,492 --> 01:05:52,092 Listen, please 1026 01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:53,958 I have to talk to him. 1027 01:05:56,192 --> 01:05:57,359 I can't, they've blocked 1028 01:05:57,392 --> 01:05:58,858 all forms of communication. 1029 01:05:59,659 --> 01:06:02,125 Please, you have to connect us. 1030 01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:05,292 That's not possible. 1031 01:06:49,659 --> 01:06:53,292 I don't exist. 1032 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,292 I don't exist. 1033 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:35,925 Anomalous phenomenon registered in atmosphere. 1034 01:07:58,892 --> 01:08:00,326 Source identification. 1035 01:08:10,392 --> 01:08:11,892 Attention, danger. 1036 01:08:13,592 --> 01:08:14,426 Energy overload. 1037 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:17,192 Radiation leak. 1038 01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:19,892 Come on, come on faster. 1039 01:08:19,925 --> 01:08:21,459 Tracking movement. 1040 01:08:21,492 --> 01:08:24,492 Zone seven dash two five seven 1041 01:08:24,526 --> 01:08:26,025 dash six seven dash three one. 1042 01:08:28,592 --> 01:08:30,892 Eight dash one four. 1043 01:08:32,292 --> 01:08:34,459 Anomaly cannot be identified. 1044 01:09:01,925 --> 01:09:04,392 Malfunction detected. 1045 01:09:04,426 --> 01:09:05,426 Malfunction. 1046 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:07,292 Malfunction. 1047 01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:13,925 Path, no. 1048 01:09:52,992 --> 01:09:53,825 I'm listening. 1049 01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:56,492 It's about Chapaev. 1050 01:09:57,459 --> 01:10:01,025 I also wanted to speak about him. 1051 01:10:01,059 --> 01:10:04,326 I have many exciting ideas for our commander. 1052 01:10:05,459 --> 01:10:06,992 What sort of ideas? 1053 01:10:07,025 --> 01:10:08,326 And he's all mine. 1054 01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:10,626 The Chapaev brand belongs to me 1055 01:10:10,659 --> 01:10:14,326 and I'm free to do it at whatever I please. 1056 01:10:14,359 --> 01:10:16,359 Oh, in this case, all the responsibility 1057 01:10:16,392 --> 01:10:18,259 lies upon you. 1058 01:10:18,292 --> 01:10:20,225 As well as the rewards. 1059 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:22,559 Of course, you shall have everything. 1060 01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:25,958 The show must go on. 1061 01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:31,958 Mr. Minister. 1062 01:10:32,659 --> 01:10:34,459 We have to talk right now. 1063 01:10:34,492 --> 01:10:36,492 We need your signature here, sir. 1064 01:10:36,526 --> 01:10:39,292 It's approvals for the outdoor advertising campaign. 1065 01:10:40,492 --> 01:10:41,858 Are all my notes included? 1066 01:10:41,892 --> 01:10:42,492 Yes, sir. 1067 01:10:44,092 --> 01:10:45,292 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 1068 01:10:45,326 --> 01:10:46,292 What do you want? 1069 01:10:46,559 --> 01:10:48,192 We've collected plenty of revenue 1070 01:10:48,225 --> 01:10:49,259 from the show and we need 1071 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:51,592 to start executing a rescue mission immediately. 1072 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:55,958 Alexander, I know you're no fool, but you are truly naive. 1073 01:10:55,992 --> 01:10:59,459 That was never any chance of a rescue for Commander Chapaev. 1074 01:10:59,492 --> 01:11:01,359 From the beginning, you must have known. 1075 01:11:01,392 --> 01:11:02,626 No, wait listen. 1076 01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:04,426 You will listen to me, Alexander. 1077 01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:07,125 What chance do we have of a rescue crew 1078 01:11:07,159 --> 01:11:10,292 being any more successful than this disaster was? 1079 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,626 Chapaev is a regrettable casualty. 1080 01:11:13,659 --> 01:11:15,892 The Mars program is shut down. 1081 01:11:15,925 --> 01:11:17,426 You're finished. 1082 01:14:16,192 --> 01:14:19,092 Everything we did to bring him home has been in vain. 1083 01:14:20,392 --> 01:14:23,526 He, the minister has sentenced Chapaev 1084 01:14:23,559 --> 01:14:25,192 to nothing but a slow death 1085 01:14:25,225 --> 01:14:26,825 and I don't know how to stop it. 1086 01:14:28,059 --> 01:14:29,526 Are you asking me for help? 1087 01:14:30,326 --> 01:14:31,326 Rather cute. 1088 01:14:32,492 --> 01:14:35,025 Tell me, can you wait until tomorrow? 1089 01:14:36,025 --> 01:14:36,925 Yes. 1090 01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:38,526 Well, that's just lovely. 1091 01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:40,858 Tomorrow will be a better day. 1092 01:14:40,892 --> 01:14:41,492 You'll see. 1093 01:15:06,459 --> 01:15:07,992 Everyone to places. 1094 01:15:09,326 --> 01:15:10,359 Gregory, you ready? 1095 01:15:10,392 --> 01:15:13,192 - Stop screwing around. - All right, let's do this. 1096 01:15:13,225 --> 01:15:14,125 Action. 1097 01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:21,592 Friends, Earthlings. 1098 01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,359 I want to speak to you today 1099 01:15:23,392 --> 01:15:25,592 about your presidential candidate. 1100 01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:29,259 A man I infinitely trust and honor. 1101 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:31,559 Believe me. 1102 01:15:33,225 --> 01:15:37,626 From here, from Mars, I can see. 1103 01:15:42,259 --> 01:15:46,292 This is a man worthy of leading our nation, our world. 1104 01:15:55,526 --> 01:15:58,426 He's changed not only my life, but Mars. 1105 01:16:00,392 --> 01:16:04,326 And he will lead you and you, you 1106 01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:05,426 to a bright, 1107 01:16:05,459 --> 01:16:08,492 you to a bright future-future-future. 1108 01:16:15,025 --> 01:16:16,159 The hell? 1109 01:16:22,426 --> 01:16:23,825 Get the bumper up right now. 1110 01:16:25,292 --> 01:16:26,426 Stay where you are. 1111 01:16:26,459 --> 01:16:27,892 Hands on the ground. 1112 01:16:27,925 --> 01:16:29,526 Get down now. 1113 01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:30,626 Get down, face down. 1114 01:16:38,659 --> 01:16:40,326 Nobody move. 1115 01:16:40,359 --> 01:16:42,892 More on our breaking story of the hoax of Martian, 1116 01:16:42,925 --> 01:16:45,526 where today a computer generated Chapaev was discovered. 1117 01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:47,592 The investigation begins in earnest. 1118 01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:50,326 The MCC will remain under heavy guard 1119 01:16:50,359 --> 01:16:53,225 and the staff detained for further interrogation. 1120 01:16:53,259 --> 01:16:56,025 We'll keep you updated as we discover more. 1121 01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:58,059 The president has made his instructions 1122 01:16:58,092 --> 01:17:00,125 to the security forces very clear. 1123 01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:03,025 They are to investigate, identify, 1124 01:17:03,059 --> 01:17:05,025 ensure the monsters behind 1125 01:17:05,059 --> 01:17:07,159 this fraud are brought to justice. 1126 01:17:07,192 --> 01:17:08,426 No crashed astronaut. 1127 01:17:08,459 --> 01:17:10,958 Who could have imagined that this entire thing, 1128 01:17:10,992 --> 01:17:12,958 the show that brought the world together 1129 01:17:12,992 --> 01:17:14,459 was nothing more than an elaborate scam 1130 01:17:14,492 --> 01:17:16,125 meant to defraud the public. 1131 01:17:16,159 --> 01:17:18,292 Well somebody's going to have to answer for this. 1132 01:17:18,326 --> 01:17:19,858 It's over. 1133 01:17:19,892 --> 01:17:22,958 Our hopes had vanished into thin air. 1134 01:17:22,992 --> 01:17:24,592 I couldn't keep my word. 1135 01:17:24,626 --> 01:17:26,392 I couldn't save him. 1136 01:17:26,426 --> 01:17:29,125 And I had to be the one to tell him. 1137 01:17:34,259 --> 01:17:35,392 Turn us around right now. 1138 01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:45,025 Out of the car! 1139 01:17:50,359 --> 01:17:51,292 What's going on here. 1140 01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:55,192 I have just received a call 1141 01:17:55,225 --> 01:17:57,526 and was given word that the primary suspect 1142 01:17:57,559 --> 01:17:59,225 has been captured and detained. 1143 01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:09,326 Alexander Mikalavich. 1144 01:18:10,225 --> 01:18:11,192 I'm sorry. 1145 01:18:11,225 --> 01:18:12,359 Your pass is invalid. 1146 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,858 Finally, The truth of the expedition 1147 01:18:18,892 --> 01:18:20,292 to Mars has become clear. 1148 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:24,259 Unexpected weather during the initial stages 1149 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:25,992 of the landing on Mars 1150 01:18:26,025 --> 01:18:27,892 led to the loss of the module 1151 01:18:27,925 --> 01:18:29,192 and the unfortunate death 1152 01:18:29,225 --> 01:18:32,059 of astronaut Commander Alexander Chapaev. 1153 01:18:34,392 --> 01:18:36,892 MCC leadership in charge of the expedition 1154 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:39,892 was unwilling to accept such failure 1155 01:18:39,925 --> 01:18:42,092 and made the decision to falsify reports... 1156 01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:43,092 Your hands, sir. 1157 01:18:58,192 --> 01:18:59,426 Such a shame. 1158 01:19:00,359 --> 01:19:02,992 Only yesterday they were so fond of Chapaev. 1159 01:19:04,259 --> 01:19:07,958 They marveled at every word he said 1160 01:19:07,992 --> 01:19:09,992 and now they believe that they hate him. 1161 01:19:11,392 --> 01:19:12,992 The question is why? 1162 01:19:14,259 --> 01:19:16,359 Because they do not exist. 1163 01:19:16,392 --> 01:19:18,092 Look at that man. 1164 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,492 Working hard. 1165 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:21,459 Does he know where he's going? 1166 01:19:21,492 --> 01:19:23,159 Why he lives? 1167 01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,958 Tell me, what if he doesn't? 1168 01:19:25,992 --> 01:19:28,326 Where does he turn to find out who he loves? 1169 01:19:28,359 --> 01:19:29,626 Who he hates, 1170 01:19:29,659 --> 01:19:31,159 What to buy. 1171 01:19:31,192 --> 01:19:32,292 And as for Chapaev. 1172 01:19:33,492 --> 01:19:35,259 He doesn't exist. 1173 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:36,159 He never did. 1174 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:38,259 He never did. 1175 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,559 Are you all right? 1176 01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:38,426 Peter. 1177 01:21:13,059 --> 01:21:14,526 Hey there, Martian. 1178 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:18,492 Please forgive me. 1179 01:21:21,925 --> 01:21:23,059 Back here on Earth, 1180 01:21:26,192 --> 01:21:28,326 we've lost our humanity. 1181 01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:30,159 You gave us a chance to see. 1182 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:41,159 You don't exist. 1183 01:21:42,259 --> 01:21:47,426 There was no module, no landing, no research on Mars. 1184 01:21:49,559 --> 01:21:52,858 Truth be told, you died a few months ago. 1185 01:21:52,892 --> 01:21:54,359 Some training accident. 1186 01:21:59,626 --> 01:22:01,426 This is all smoke and mirrors. 1187 01:22:09,526 --> 01:22:10,958 You don't exist. 1188 01:22:15,925 --> 01:22:17,892 If you could give us some sort of sign. 1189 01:22:22,192 --> 01:22:23,426 I'm so sorry. 1190 01:22:27,426 --> 01:22:28,825 There is nothing I can do. 1191 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:37,326 I... exist. 1192 01:22:42,092 --> 01:22:43,426 Auto destruct sequence 1193 01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:45,326 has been enabled. 1194 01:22:45,358 --> 01:22:47,059 Awaiting passcode. 1195 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:48,392 Passcode received. 1196 01:23:06,626 --> 01:23:09,958 Breaking news now in from the surface of Mars. 1197 01:23:09,992 --> 01:23:11,925 Satellites have detected an explosion 1198 01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:14,359 in the area known as the Cupid Plateau. 1199 01:23:14,392 --> 01:23:16,492 Many experts agree that this is the module 1200 01:23:16,526 --> 01:23:19,626 that remained from the international Mars mission. 1201 01:23:19,659 --> 01:23:22,092 Some are taking it as a clear sign 1202 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:24,159 that the astronaut Alexander Chapaev 1203 01:23:24,192 --> 01:23:26,326 was still alive on Mars. 1204 01:24:01,426 --> 01:24:02,459 Despite it all, 1205 01:24:02,492 --> 01:24:04,492 I believe that Chapaev did meet him, 1206 01:24:05,659 --> 01:24:07,526 the one who spoke to him, 1207 01:24:07,559 --> 01:24:10,259 the one he was searching for. 1208 01:24:10,292 --> 01:24:11,825 The one who changed him. 1209 01:24:16,359 --> 01:24:19,292 Only now do I begin to understand 1210 01:24:19,326 --> 01:24:21,626 that we created this reality 1211 01:24:21,659 --> 01:24:23,592 and we're trying to comprehend it. 1212 01:24:29,492 --> 01:24:31,958 We are more than human. 1213 01:24:31,992 --> 01:24:35,159 In a way, we are aliens 1214 01:24:36,459 --> 01:24:39,025 and we have come to this world to change it. 1215 01:24:44,392 --> 01:24:46,359 We are a part of this universe 1216 01:24:48,426 --> 01:24:50,492 and we can destroy everything. 1217 01:24:54,292 --> 01:24:56,159 Or we can create. 1218 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:01,259 We are the cause of all our problems 1219 01:25:02,892 --> 01:25:04,526 just as each of us is the cause 1220 01:25:04,559 --> 01:25:07,159 of all that is happening in our life. 1221 01:25:11,426 --> 01:25:15,059 And who, if not us, could change this life, 1222 01:25:16,892 --> 01:25:18,059 this world... 1223 01:25:19,426 --> 01:25:22,492 and tell this universe 1224 01:25:24,659 --> 01:25:29,059 that I exist. 1225 01:25:36,577 --> 01:25:41,577 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull